TOTU Issue Number 24

Short Story Title By Page Negative Event at Wardel Station, Planet Arriga   L. Timmel Duchamp 8 Big Black Mama and Tentacle Man   Eleanor Arnason 16 Emily Watches Emily   Judy Klass 20 Unite and Conquer   Richard Bowes 24 Midnight's Fire   P M F Johnson Sandra Rector 38 I've Got a Little List   Stephen Dedman 46 Miracle Green Adobe   Uncle River 48 Mirror, Mirror   (Sample) Laurel Winter 58 On Grandmother's Farm   (Sample) Cezarija Abartis 66 Product Placement...   Martha A. Hood 74 It's Not What You Think   William Mingin 80 Nowhere Far Enough   Patricia Russo 82 Shrimp Kabobs and Screaming Sleep   (Sample) Toiya Kristen Finley 88 Virgin Grass   David J. Hoffman-Dachelet 94 Eight Dead Shrimp   (Sample) Gerard Houarner 98 The Night and The Day and The Night...   Charles M. Saplak 106 Seven Names for Tabitha   Paula L. Fleming 112 The Schools of Old Men   Mark Rich 120 Poetry Title By Page Psychic Tattoo   Martha A. Hood 15 My Father, Legendary Space-Man   John Grey 19 Song from the Kalevala   Eleanor Arnason 23 The Feed Bag   Ellen Klages 56 Just Distance   Roger Dutcher 64 Seven Setting of Sappho   John Calvin Rezmerski 65 Colline's Coat   Eleanor Arnason 79 Planet Clones: Wet Venus   Ruth Berman 93 Cracked Fortune   Laurel Winter 97 Clarification   Timons Esaias 111 A Terro-Martian Manifesto   John Calvin Rezmerski 117 an eccentric orbit   Laurel Winter 118 On Seeing Bellini's Opera The Capulets and Montagues...   Eleanor Arnason 127 Rocket Mix   Ann K. Schwader 128 Editorial Title By Page Volume Two   Eric M. Heideman 2 Breaking Ground   Rebecca Marjesdatter 3 Cover Title By Page Little Theatre   Suzanne Clarke Rodger Gerberding Cover Illustration Title By Page For "Negative Event at Wardel Station, Planet Arriga"   Kent Hansen 9 For "Big Black Mama and Tentacle Man"   Margaret Ballif Simon 17 For "Emily Watches Emily"   Suzanne Clarke Rodger Gerberding 21 For "Unite and Conquer"   Kent Hansen 25 For "Midnight's Fire"   Kent Hansen 39   Margaret Ballif Simon 47 For "Miracle Green Adobe"   Kent Hansen 49 For "Mirror, Mirror"   Suzanne Clarke Rodger Gerberding 59 For "Seven Setting of Sappho"   A. Lexa Elg 65 For "On Grandmother's Farm"   Margaret Ballif Simon 67 For "Product Placement..."   Suzanne Clarke Rodger Gerberding 75 For "It's Not What You Think"   Suzanne Clarke Rodger Gerberding 80 For "Nowhere Far Enough"   Suzanne Clarke Rodger Gerberding 83 For "Shrimp Kabobs and Screaming Sleep"   Margaret Ballif Simon 89 For "Virgin Grass"   Kent Hansen 95 For "Eight Dead Shrimp"   Kent Hansen 99 For "The Night and The Day and The Night..."   Margaret Ballif Simon 107 For "Seven Names for Tabitha"   Margaret Ballif Simon 113 For "The Schools of Old Men"   Suzanne Clarke Rodger Gerberding 121 Spot Illo Title By Page TOTU the Cow   Erin McKee 45 Staff Eric M. Heideman Editor-in-Chief Andy Loges Senior Associate Editor Amanda Elg Associate Editor P M F Johnson Associate Editor Greg L Johnson Associate Editor Sandra Rector Associate Editor Mark Willcox Associate Editor Rebecca Marjesdatter Poetry Editor Rodger Gerberding Art Editor Clark Stone Typesetting and Design LI Pieper Design Consultant

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