TOTU Issue Number 20

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Short Story Title By Page When Jesus Ruined Christmas   Martha A. Hood 18 Mrs. Hewitt's Tulips   Mark Rich 27 But Smile No More   Stephen Dedman 32 The Turtle God   Mary Soon Lee 37 La Lattaia   Patricia Russo 42 The Shrew that Ate Rush Limbaugh   Robert Subiaga, Jr. 48 The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch   Neil Gaiman 62 Twelve Nights in the Harem   Don Webb 70 Swiftly Flowing Waters   Brian Wightman 76 Food for Thought   Judy Klass 83 Euphonasia   H. Courreges LeBlanc 90 The Third Maiden   Paula L. Fleming 94 Kali High   Amy Benesch 98 Essay Title By Page The Anti-SF Novel   Maureen F. McHugh 10 On Joan Slonczewkski's The Children Star   Sandra Lindow 15 Interview Title By Page An Interview with Neil Gaiman   Amanda Elg Eric M. Heideman Pam Keesey 52 Poetry Title By Page Ladyship   Ann K. Schwader 17 The Language of Flowers   Rebecca Marjesdatter 26 To a Dead Astronomer   Tippi N. Blevins 31 Skull Talk   Nancy Bennett 36 Grimoire   Rebecca Marjesdatter 40 Dark Constellations   Ruth Berman 47 Starpunk   Mike Allen 75 Incident at Infinity's Border   Mike Allen Charles M. Saplak 82 Silicon Trade Agreement   Ruth Berman 88 Flying Over the Top of the World   John Calvin Rezmerski 93 Continuing Sojourn(er)   Ann K. Schwader 97 Editorial Title By Page Another Overnight Success   Eric M. Heideman 2 Twinning   Laurel Winter 3 Cover Title By Page   Dave Roszelle Cover Illustration Title By Page For "When Jesus Ruined Christmas"   David Grilla 19 For "Mrs. Hewitt's Tulips"   Dave Fode 29 For "But Smile No More"   Augie Wiedemann 33 For "The Turtle God"   Dave Fode 39 For "La Lattaia"   Rodger Gerberding 43 For "Skull Talk"   Amanda Elg 47 For "The Shrew that Ate Rush Limbaugh"   Cathy Buburuz 49 For "The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch"   Suzanne Clarke 63 For "Twelve Nights in the Harem"   Beth Hansen 71 For "Swiftly Flowing Waters"   David Grilla 77 For "Food for Thought"   Margaret Ballif Simon 85 For "Euphonasia"   Augie Wiedemann 92 For "The Third Maiden"   Cathy Buburuz 95 For "Kali High"   Suzanne Clarke 99 For "Kali High"   Dave Roszelle 103 Photo Title By Page Maureen McHugh   David E. Brooks 11 Neil Gaiman [1]   David Christenson 53 Neil Gaiman [2]   David Christenson 57 Neil Gaiman [3]   David Christenson 60 Spot Illo Title By Page TOTU the Cow   Erin McKee 8 TOTU the Cow   Erin McKee 89   Dave Roszelle 104 Staff Eric M. Heideman Editor-in-Chief Andy Loges Senior Associate Editor Amanda Elg Associate Editor P M F Johnson Associate Editor Greg L Johnson Associate Editor Sandra Rector Associate Editor Laurel Winter Poetry Editor Rodger Gerberding Art Editor Carolyn Ives Gilman Editorial Assistant Mark Willcox Editorial Assistant Kristopher Wilson Editorial Assistant Ruth Berman Production Assistant Clark Stone Typesetting and Design

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