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TOTU Issue Number 11

Published 12/27/1992, 56 Pages    

Title By Page
Dreamer   Josh Partlow 12
Short Story
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The Neuter's Tale   Martha A. Hood 22
City of Hearts Unshielded   Mark W. Tiedemann 33
Last Dance at Dante's   Kij Johnson 40
Ghost in the Machine   Cynthia Ward 44
Attack of the White People   Gerard Houarner 47
First Draft   Chuck Rothman 53
Title By Page
An Interview with George Alec Effinger, Part I   Eric M. Heideman 28
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An Excerpt from the Log of the Solo Mission to Jupiter   John Calvin Rezmerski 21
Captain Bain: Reflections in Maroon and Starlight   Charles M. Saplak 27
Einstein's Brain   Keith Allen Daniels 32
To Go Fishing in a Dark Cave: a soliloquy for Sméagol   David Lenander 55
Lady Icarus   Ann K. Schwader 56
A Message to Stephen J. Gould at Christmas   Sandra Lindow Back Cover
Prose Poem
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Cover Letter from Hell   Terry A. Garey 8
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Science Affectation Corner   John Sladek 9
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Mathoms   Eric M. Heideman 3
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Masters of Light and Darkness   Eric M. Heideman 2
Combing Strange Beaches   Laurel Winter 3
Back Cover
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For "A Message to Stephen J. Gould at Christmas"   Augie Wiedemann Back Cover
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  Harris 0. Morris Cover
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For "Science Affectation Corner"   Rodger Gerberding 9
For "Dreamer"   Cindy Rako 13
For "The Neuter's Tale"   Suzanne Clarke 23
For "Einstein's Brain"   James Jamison 32
For "City of Hearts Unshielded"   Augie Wiedemann 35
For "Last Dance at Dante's"   Rodger Gerberding 41
For "Ghost in the Machine"   Margaret Ballif Simon 45
For "Attack of the White People"   James Jamison 49
For "First Draft"   Peggy Ranson 53
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For "Captain Bain: Reflections in Maroon and Starlight"   H.E. Fassl 27
Spot Illo
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TOTU the Cow   Erin McKee Inside Front Cover
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Tales of the Unanticipated - Issue #11

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